Hmph

So...there was the situation with the missing Coke. Obviously, I live in a shared apartment. Which means a shared fridge. This does not, however, mean shared food. So I went to Tengelmanns on Monday and bought a 2 liter of Coke. Cause I love me some Coke. Yesterday, after getting back from bouncing around town, I want some Coke....not unreasonable, I don't think. I pull the bottle out..and find that some MOFO has taken half of my Coke! Cracked open my brand new bottle and drank half of it. Who does that?!? But whatever...I can deal. I understand that the siren song of Coke is hard to deny.

But that is not all...oh, not all. For the last few days I had a suspicion that someone was using my toothpaste. Again, shared shower, not shared supplies. But the toothpaste would be in a different position, or something would be moved...mind you, my stuff is behind the curtain, not readily visible. You have to look for it. So yesterday after showering, I folded the toothpaste tube under and put it down in a specific place. I go to get in the shower today, and whaddya know...toothpaste has been moved! Sneaky bastards!!

I believe that the toothpaste thief and the Coke thief are one in the same. I *think* it's this lady that came in after me, from Columbia. I know Jen wouldn't touch it, and Marco has his own stuff out there. I don't know how to prove my theory though.

Speaking of Marco...that dude has got to start wearing some clothes! I can't have him wandering around in his boxer briefs-I get distracted. He came in for breakfast today while I was cooking my potato pancakes (damn good, btw) and I seriously almost bit him. Seriously.