Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Oktoberfest

Is totally insane!!! Jen and I went last night to check it out, and OMG it was craziness. We started in the Augustiner tent, which seriously has the best beer in the world. I actually drank my whole liter of beer there! First one ever!!

Then we went out for chocolate covered strawberries on a stick, which were incredible. Some old German guy bought them for us, then tagged along with us to the Hofbrau tent and bought us another beer, which we shared.

We ditched him just as the Wies'n was closing down, so we did the hostel bar crawl til 1:30 then headed home. We had a blast!!!

Random memories of the night (in semi chronological order):

*dancing in the aisles at Augustiner while trying to find a table with some cute drunk guy.
*snuff? Sure, let's have some. (It's just tobacco)
*are those sperm shots?
*Jen tearing up slips of paper to write her number on for cute guys and storing them in her dirndl
*sweet and tiny hands? Um, thanks?
*milch bar! Lol
*dancing on the benches at the Hofbrau tent
*"can you feel that?" "Um, no..."
*falling off the bench and knocking everyone's beers over. I'm pure class!
*Jen almost falling on her ass on the way to Hackerbrucke...slippery shoes, riiiight ;)
*another beer? Don't mind if I do!
*the totally adorable guy at the bar with the same phone as me, chatting it up-Donner, I think his name was
*gummi bears!!
*we got rejected by tiny arm? Wtf?!?
*seeing that same adorable guy Donner everywhere until we went to Karlsplatz Stachus
*waving at the random guy who was checking us out, who ended coming back up the escalator and thru the station to follow us, but...
*him then getting cockblocked when we met with 2 German guys who kissed our foreheads and plans to marry Jen
*the club is closed?!? What is wrong with these people, it's only 1 am!
*completely pissed drunk French guys in lederhosen that wanted cheeseburgers
*cheeseburger down!
*that guy has a nice ass...oh god, it's a woman in lederhosen!
*cute but beyond drunk dude asleep at Sendlinger Tor surrounded by caution tape

Good times!!

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