We had to get an early start. Jen fucked up her knee, so it was hard for her to do much, so we had to call in reinforcements. We had to pack, clean, take out trash, do laundry, bring all of our extra shit to storage...it was a damn mess. Our friend Natalie was a huge help, but we were still really pressed for time. And we had a ton of crap to haul to storage! Seriously, I haven't bought much of anything for myself, but all of a sudden I had the luggage of a large family. Whatever.
All of that wasn't too bad. Chores are chores. The worst part was leaving the apartment behind. We had so much fun there! I can honestly say that that was the best 2 months of my life. Whether we went out partying or stayed in, we had a great time.
Random apartment memories:
*"Vesta/Jenny is in the kitchen/bathroom/on the balcony!"
*Radlers on the balcony
*Laughing til 4 or 5 am, on multiple occasions
*Map of awesomeness. A lot of in-depth conversations happened because of that map, like...
**Renaming the bays and seas
**Adjusting the Canadian/American borders
**"T with PT" land- AVOID!
**Cultural similarities and differences (this is what happens when an anthropologist and a psychologist get together!)
**Color-coding, dots and check marks...
*"It was going great until the fire..."
*Father Ted!
*Kicking that dudes ass playing hockey on the PS3...couldn't hit the puck to save my life, but I could brawl
*Spongebob! Mantracker!
*Stroh-inspired leg chopping
*Cryptkeepers
*Rapist basement
*Johnny Cash haters
*Our different styles of making messes
*Outlandish scenarios involving giants, like...
**Giant skeleton on a bike on the balcony
**Giant wars
**Giant bait (chunks of meat on string) (which the cryptkeeper would then steal to make soup)
**Hypothetical giant destruction
*DJ/bartender Jen
*"My pasta, I need my pasta"
*Giant peanut eater!
*Random hand of desire
*Making the huge crashing noises to wake 5S to no avail, then laughing our asses off about it, which worked
*Tengelmann's stalking
*The gardener getting his daily show
*Wanting to save the piglet
*Hot dude taking a pee (I fell in love)
*Stalkers with lawn chairs and binoculars
*The big heart of vapor that follows us
*Gnominjas, giant buttocks, flying mustache, razor wire, snipers and beastie
*Drunk mouse leaning on his buddy
*The Canadian sniper going to a Bryan Adams concert with Mantracker, getting everyone else drunk and off their game
*Sorceress pants
*Dirty cookie pictures
*Fire vs water
*Huge bucket of candy (smarties? rockets?)
*Pouch!
*Electrical graveyard
*Ah, those couches!
*Larvae
*Half an hour early? Omg, go go GO!!
*Random weeds
*Ballet and Deutsch
*"Fuck these stairs!"
*Crawling on the floor
*Stealing then returning the walk of fame mat
*Pre-gaming!
*Donnie Darko, and the 90 minutes that followed
*Hiding mice
*Shooting mice
*Hiding Harrison Ford
*Gummies!
*Peppers and penis pasta
*"Potato pancakes?"
*Search history....oy
*The BBC
*Die Simpsons
*Toilet cleaner or men's' cologne?
*Epic hair ball in the shower
That's all I can think of for now. But I will always remember wanting to get back home after being out, and being so happy to be there. I will always remember what it felt like to be able to say absolutely anything that came to mind and being able to run with it. I will remember sitting in the sun on the balcony and being totally, perfectly content.
*sigh*
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